Blog 2566, 31 January 2022, Monday
Dear friend,
Doughnuts, Donuts, and Don’ts! That’s the problem. I moved the donuts off the kitchen counter into the cupboard and now they are “Out of Sight.” That’s good, but it’s not good enough. A far longer journey will be “Out of Mind,” but that’s a distance not figured in feet or miles but gluttonous behavior. I put them in the far cupboard, closed the door, and in an effort to forget about them, I chose to write about them. I know the problem, it is I. Again. At 2:30 the coffee has finished perking and I can pour myself a cup of coffee, but that leaves one hand free to hold a, what?, I ask myself and answer faster than a Jeopardy contestant can ask, “What is a doughnut?” My second-best answer is to just eat them all and feel guilty about it, but I have housemates here. I can say, “Don’t!” but I cannot truly mean it. I know guilt is so much easier to bare than discipline. If Compulsion and Discipline got into a gunfight, Discipline would control its rage and not draw, Compulsion would have fired six times before it noticed Discipline hadn’t drawn its weapon. There are, coincidentally, six donuts.
Yesterday I had two events that made me chuckle. The first was after church and after we’d loaded the car, we stopped by Subway to have an “Eat-as-you-drive” meal. Having paid the bill, the employee said, “Have a nice day.” I, wanting to outwit him, said, “Have an interesting day.” Said he, “Oh, I hope not.” I’d been out-profounded. I walked out of the shop chuckling.
Later, a victim of getting up too early and watching a boring opening quarter of the 49ers-Rams football game, as the punters battled but not the scorers, I dozed off for most of the quarter, sitting in a friend’s house, eating popcorn and drinking good coffee. I awoke just in time to see the first score, a touchdown pass. Not embarrassed but ready to apologize if necessary, I asked, “Was I loud?” Sleeping sitting up is often a snoring situation. Said our host, “You’re allowed” (to sleep). Aloud and allowed, the game got interesting while I wondered if I ought to apologize for being “aloud” or grateful for being “allowed.” Yes, I probably was.
I’m at Lake Ki, it’s 2:45 a.m., everyone else is asleep and they cannot hear the donuts calling my name, muffled by the cabinet door and across the room. Life is not easy when the alternative is an apple fritter. Love,
Jeannmarv
Written: 3 a.m., Posted 1 p.m., Monday